Friday, May 11, 2012

A Letter to My Two Guests

Dear Ida Wanna and Ida Feelikit,

You are free to leave anytime you like. You've been hanging around here for days creating nothing but trouble. If I can say anything positive about the last few days it's that if I did anything at all it was only for Jesus because you ladies have made getting anything done very difficult. May my dear Guardian Angel make your stay so hellacious that you leave. And soon.

Not Yours, Ever,
Me

All for You, Jesus, all for You, because goodness knows I don't want to.

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